March 28, 2012

The Story of the Germfilled Kiss

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Soaked in someone’s germs

What better way to sing than

In a sickly way?

Soaked in someone’s germs

The man trips down a street

In a sickly way?

“Oh, what a poor soul,” said the nun to the dog

The man trips down the street

Licking up worms

“Oh, what a poor soul,” said the nun to the dog

What a better way to die

Licking up worms

The dog kissed the man

What a better way to die

Than with one last kiss

The Skeleton is Hip To The Beat

GO NAKED TO THE WHITE

Said the skeleton to the dying man

LIVE FREE OF ALL TROUBLES

PRANCE IN THE MALL

LET YOUR BODY SHAKE

LET YOUR BODY FREE

ALLOW THE LIGHT TO CONSUME

ALL YOUR CREVICES

TO SHOW ALL YOUR FAULTS

AND ALL YOUR BEAUTY

BOOGIE DOWN TO THE CLUB

SHOW THOSE YOUNG FOLKS

WHAT’S REALLY GOING DOWN

MAKE THEM JEALOUS OF WHAT

THEY MAY NEVER HAVE

A BODY OF A 20 YEAR OLD

AT THE AGE OF 21

SHOW THEM WHAT YOU GOT

SHOW THEM WHAT YOU DON’T

ASK THEM QUESTIONS LIKE

WHAT’S THE MEANING OF SUPERCALIGRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS?

WHY IS ONE OF MY NIPPLES SMALLER THAN THE OTHER, AND

CAN I SEE YOURS?

RIDE A UNICORN OVER THE FUCKING RAINBOW

GET LAID DIE HAPPY

ANY QUESTIONS?

Why are you screaming?

Said the dying man to the skeleton

BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WERE SHORT OF HEARING